Thursday, May 31, 2007

The Alien Attack Has Begun... Maybe

I took one look at this picture and immediately had one thought: Whaaat?!?!?!

But then I realized that it was obvious what it was... a pink laser beam of death from outer space.

This is just like Independence Day, except there's no humongous space ships covering the planet in darkness... and this laser isn't blowing up some landmark building... and no Will Smith. But it's basically the same exact thing.

The image is from Google's new "Street View" feature on their maps. I am absolutely dumbfounded as to how they capture all these images. You can rotate 360 degrees. It's pretty amazing.

Look, I don't know what's scarier here... the fact that we, Earth, as a planet, have been fired upon... or that our attackers have a weapon that is pink.

What do the pink laser people want? Why are they blasting this harmless field in New York? Was it because they thought we wouldn't be looking there? Was this a test fire? Do we still have time to stop them before the pink lasers rain down on us all?!

Did Google just literally save all our butts from complete and total annihilation... again?!?!

Why pink?

Either way, I'm covering my bases... I'm heading for water with a tinfoil hat on, an apple laptop with a computer virus on it, and a Noisy Cricket.

See you all after the invasion... if you make it.

And if the internet still works.

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